– Cute quote by Homer Simpson.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to my loved ones, I’m sorry about forgetting your birthday, group meeting, graduation dinner, coffee date, wedding… It’s nothing personal, I swear. I should come with a disclaimer: “Individual exceptionally sucks at remebering.” Keep in mind that I get distracted by trees, especially those clown shaped ones that are trimmed around telephone wires… lol. So when I don’t reply to your Whatsapp message or forget your child’s birth, it’s not because I don’t care, it’s because the world is so full of things! Things like; funny links, pretty lyrics, good films, heartwarming conversations and cat pictures. Personally, I turn my phone off on my birthday because I hate spending the whole day making small talk with relative strangers. Never the less, to each whatever makes them feel special, I guess. Point being, I care, really, I do, but look! Squirrel!