101 ways it could be worse #1

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Number one in a new series inspired by my life. Stay on the bright side Snor City!

101 Ways It Could Be Worse #1:

You could have rolled over your new puppy last night. Finding its limp body before coffee.

Beware the white rabbit.

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A very close friend of mine gave me a white rabbit earlier this year. I was feeling a bit down and having something fluffy around always brightens things up. Oliver spent many nights snuggled up next to me on the couch, and we bonded over reruns and old films. Then Spring came and my cute lil’ bunny turned into a tiny terror! I pity the fool that thinks he can jump over my wall, that rabbit will eat you alive! I’ve heard geese make excellent guard dogs, but a bunny hopped up on hormones makes an excellent evil genius! This creature tried to rape my cat… I shit you not. But despite his incredible rage, I kinda like having a bad-ass-bunny! It makes me giggle to imagine headlines like: “Violent Criminal Busted By Ruthless Bunny Rabbit” or “Serial Killer Scared Of Cottontail”. Everyone needs someone ruthless in their corner, I have my backyard bruiser ^_^

It’s just cruel.

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I have always found the practice down right disgusting. Would you try to flush your pet cat or puppy? I think not… If something shared its life with you, and made you smile or feel less lonely, even once, why the hell would you flush it down the dirtiest thing in your home? I believe any living thing (except maybe a spider) deserves more than that. I’m not a kook, a full ceremony is probably unnecessary (although highly likely in my case) but I beg of you, PLEASE stop flushing your friends…